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The hole i never love is ass hole

father said to his son during death'dont marry my sun'
the son say,'ya father i'll tell it to my son"

a rooster n a pussy cat was sittin by da lake.sumhow da cat fell into da water n watchin dat da rooster laughed out loudly.wot do we learn from dis story,hmmm?? Where there is a wet pussy there's always a happy cock :D

SANJU: when i grow up,i want to be a millionaire.i'll own a big mansion without any bathrooms.
MANJU:why no bathrooms?
SANJU: because i want to be FILTHY RICH.

Two guys meet at a bar, then the first guy said 'am hungry' d 2nd guy replied 'if u are hungary then am spain'

COWS PROTESTING: 'eat more chicken'

Wot are d 4 fastest means of spreading info.? (1) tel-evision (2)tel-phone (3)tel-gram n (4)tel-a-woman

We wil now upgrade your brain, please wait....searching....searching....still searching....SORRY NO BRAIN FOUND

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning.

A blonde goes to an eletric shop n says: 'i wil lyk 2 buy dt television' pointing to an object on d counter, d shop man replied 'sorry we dnt sell tins 2 blondes' she dyed her hair red n came d next day, d shop man gave her d same answer, she did this 4 several days dying her hair different colors, then finally she asked, 'i hav dyed my hair different colors in ds world, hw did u knw i was blonde?' den shop man rplied 'bcos it is only a blonde dt wud c a microwave n call it a tv'

lmao scooby

A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem," she complained, "is that it wakes me up."

Congratulations...your phoe has been uploaded with a new puzzle game, to play jst throw ur phone on d wal, pick up d pieces n fix dem back 2geda. TRY IT...

A young man went 2 d doctor 'doctor i wnt 2 b castrated' he said, d doctor was shock at his request 'castrated? Deres no going bak if u do' d doctor said, bt d young man refused 2 listen to reason, so doctor did it, he came out 4rm d operation room feelin good, then he saw an old man walking d same way he was, he smiled n asked 'so u too jst got castrated?' d old man answered 'castrated?, no i jst got circumcised' d young man screamed wit shock, 'haaaa, dats the word'

Dog barking to man..man give 10 ruppees to dog..dog saying why..hah dog s..a..yi..n.g..

Dog barking to man..man give 10 ruppees to dog..dog saying why..?brought to volume controler,ur sound is slow..man sayed.

This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist replies, "Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair."

Meka amdage kathawak..amdage panthi bara teacher kiwwalu 1 idala 100ta akuren liyanda kiyala..amda liyagena liyagena gihin teacherta pennuwa.habai amda 60 akuren liwwe HUTA kiyala.amdata hadisiyata weradila.teacher potha balala kiwwalu 'HUTA MAKAPIYA' Kiyala....AMDA KIWWALU ANE MATANAM BAE , APE aiyata KIYANDA KIYALA.

one day one frnd tel another frnd, u knw my grandfathaer have a ladder throug which he can go the moon.the another say,my grandfather had a house which is as tall that its upfloor pierce the sky.the first frnd say its nt believable.2nd one say tell g.father where he put her lader.it was on my g.father house

if u dnt want to go hell u never marry.if marry ur life become a hell.

Two girls were discussing their heavy smoking habits. "I get such a yen for a cigarette," said one, "that the only effective countermeasure is to pop a Life Saver into my mouth and suck hard." "That's fine for you," huffed her friend, "but I don't happen to live in a house that's right on the beach!"

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane. At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to show your ticket here, not your stub."

An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk totally stressed out. He gives him the advice: "I went home every afternoon for two weeks and had myself pampered by my wife. It was fantastic and it really helped, you should try it too!". Two weeks later when the manager arrives at his department he sees the man happy and full of energy at his desk. The faxes are piling up and the computer is running at full speed. "I see you followed my advice?". "I did"

continued part - "I did", answers the employee, "It was great! By the way I didn't know you had such a nice house!".

Hak.hak.hak..ane ammiyo.o.o..mage kata irenawa podden ekata hinawela.

mage kata ridenawa eka notheRena kamata. .mad.

What a comedy joke

If u post raju joke

If u post raju joke and plz dont use sinhala

teacher huta makanna qwada...lol..sar..wakwak.

man sinhala vitharai danne ..exit.

.amk.