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Plz Dial 119 & sing.. "pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu"& win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months.first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt...!

Plz Dial 119 & sing.. "pissa mu pissa mu,pissu poosa mu"& win a free trip to Welikada jail For 3 Months.first 10 winners wil b given a white shirt...!

MY friendship is just like a rubber band, It is too flexible, Stretch it as much as u can, but if u leave it,it 'll hurt u a lot, really a lot!

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, coz the smell is unbearable!!!

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

><(((:>
I send u
This fish
as a sign
of our RELATIONSHIP
Pls take care
of it,
keep it
in ur
MOBILE.
Daily
put
your
MOBILE
in water,
So that,
da
fish
won't
DIE!!

Hai Janthu.koheda ban ada giye.tv 1th pennuwa jokek nathuwa paare yanawa.naththan kiyapan yaluwa lonthe dala jokek aran ubata mms karannam.sms kaloth paata naene.

Maaluwa eliye.

Start the day with a lot of sex. Smile Energy Xsiting

Read along diz woof roof boof woof soof woof woof result ur a gud dog . Nw stop barking.

Daughter: mum tht man gives me 10rs to climb tht tree
mum: u stupid tht man need to c ur under ware
daug:n0 m0m im clever i havent wear ny thing

Winter cme again n again sumer cme again n again bt there r n0 0ne 2 find as u again again coz god never do the wr0ng things again again

Wahat did the egypte man said 2 the egypte woman. "come behind of that pyramid and I'll make u a mommy.

A MAN WENT TO A SHOPMAN:- gv me a condom i wnt to gv my gf a giftSHOPKEEPER:-shd i wrap it wit a gft wrapper sir??MAN:-n0 c0nd0m is the wrapper of my gift !!

.hehe.

HOW TO TEACH A GIRL MATHS ?? ADD a bed SUBSTRACT her clothes ! DEVIDE her legs , enter ur SQUIR RO0T leave ur SOLUTI0NS & h0pe she d0esnt MULTYPLY

.sar.

I'll Catch u 1st,.....
I'll Take u 2 Bed,.....
I'll Make u Hot,....
I'll Make u Sweat,....
I'll Make u Tired,....
I'll Make u Vomit...
Who am I?........




<CHICKUN GUNIA>

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Which boy has permission 2 get into the girls bathroom & touch body evrywhere while she is taking bath............... "LIFEBOY"

Plez dial 118

Plez dial 118

Always start Ur day with a lOt Of SEX. S=Smile,E=Energy,X=Xcitement sO make SEX a daily habit & U'll always be SucsexfUl! in life...!

( _!_ ) -Regular arse (_ _!_ _) -Fat arse ( ! ) -Tight arse ( _^_ ) -Sore arse ( _o_ ) -Well Used arse ( _e=mc2_) -Smart arse ( _?_ ) -kiss my arse

-clap- .sar. .clap.

Guys always say I LOVE YOU 2 girls, do u know ture meaning of it? .love. I'm Looking Over da Vaginal Entry You must take Off Ur underware

Guys always say I LOVE YOU 2 girls, do u know ture meaning of it? .love.

Meke post karana eka epa venavane, BB codes vada nadda?

.cute. BoyS alwayS saY I LOVE U 2 girls... Do u Knw really mining of it ?

Marai oi

Maruma tama

Five RuLes of giRLs... 1.Love me but don't touch me. 2.Touch me but don't kiss me. 3.Kiss me but don't use me. 4.Use me but don't forget me. 5.Forget me but don't tell to anyone! .hehe.

Five RuLes of giRLs... 1.Love me but don't touch me. 2.Touch me but don't kiss me. 3.Kiss me but don't use me. 4.Use me but don't forget me. 5.Forget me but don't tell to anyone! .hehe.

Mother: Why aRe you pRegnant? daughter: This is ouR pRoject in campus about "MiracLe of Life" mother: TeLL me who is he? Daughter: I don't know, it was a gRoup pRoject.. .hehe.

.maxxa bn.lol.

hey gal do u knw maths. thn add a bed. subtrct ur clothes. devide ur legs. thn v can multiply.

.ela.

Friend: What did you do on motheR's day? Amda: I tried to heLp few giRLs to become a motheR... .hehe.

Similarities of BRA and BAR.... 1)Both have same aLphbets. 2)Both aRe dRinking zone 3)Both have RestRicted time of opening and cLosing 4)When both aRe opened men go cRazy .hehe.

Teacher: What is the differeces between GirLfRiend, whoRe and wife????? Student: RepLied Prepaid, Postpaid and UnLimited

supiri h0de.ow.

The 3 WondeRs of a giRL... 1)Give miLk without eating gRass. 2)Get wet without wateR. 3)BLeed foR a week without going to die. .hehe. .shy.

.maxxa. Sanda.patta. .up.

.patta. thamai .ow.

Love is a GambLe, Sex is a Game, B0yz do The Thing, GirLs geT The bLame, 1 Night in pLeauRe, 9 Months Of Pain, 1 daY in HospiTaL and a Junior Needs a Name...

The 3 WondeRs of a giRL... 1)Give miLk without eating gRass. 2)Get wet without wateR. 3)BLeed foR a week without going to die. .hehe. .shy.

In a BathRoom, A boy Touches a giRL EveRywheRe! You Know WhoSe That B0y? .hehe. It's LifeboY Soap! WiLd peopLe aLwaYs Think WiLd... .wakwak.

.wakwak. ane amme .hakhak.