***Plz Laugh...***

.sar. .pmpl2. .sar. .happy. .huhu.

Heven N Hell

In heaven Police z British, Michanics r German, Loverz r Freanch, chepz r Ithalian, all Organized by Swiss n No Sri Lankanz

In da hell, Police z German, Michanics r french, Loverz r Swiss, chepz r British, all Organized by Ithalians n MORE Sri Lankanz

.sar. .sar. .sar. .sar.

Mahinda Rajapaksha, Bush and Yelsing(Russian Prasident) Political leaders met at a coffee shop, da Rusian said 'we were 1st at space' Da Amarican Said 'we were 1st at moon' Mahinda called Basil 4 a minite then turn 2 bush N said 'We'l b soon at Sun'

Bush shocked vt dat N say 'No u cant land at sun, u'l burn' Mahinda called Basil again and said 'ok then, we'll do it at night' .sar.

.sar. .sar. .sar. .sar.

-rofl-

Kattiya avith hina vennako .sad.

History teacher and maths teacher fired on a little fight.. Da history teacher said "if u say a word I'l sent SAJAHANz army after u" .sar.

Maths teacher z also angry. She said "I'l put u in a Bracket and Multiple by zero" .lol.

.sar. .sar. .sar. .sar.

.smile.UBAMA KIYALA UBAMA HINA WEYAN.sar.

MAGEN HINA KALAK.

-yahoo-

Y coffee z better than Girls?? .think.

U can change ur old coffee packet when u want

Coffee will not complan if u wake up 3am and want 2 have sum

U can have milk vt coffee

If u dnt like ur coffee cup, u can throw it away

After having a coffee cup u'll nt feel sleepy .sleepy.

U can hav different kinds of coffee

.crazy.

U can change ur coffee every day .lol.

.chari. Meka dapangz 'Plz laugh'

Plz laugh

U can put wiped cream on it .hehe.

Therunne.shy..hik.

Pahuwena kota therei .hehe. Thama podi ekane

Proud 2 be a Sri lankan .lol.

A american on a research abt Churches of Srilanka and india

In india he saw a golden telephone in every church vt a note saying 'Rs10,000 per minite' he ask Priest 'y diz cost that much 4 call' then priest answered 'Itz a direct line 2 god.. It cost dat much coz Itz a IDD'

In Sri lanka he saw da same 4n vt a note saying '20 cents per minite' he ask da priest 'is dis da direct line 2 god' priest said 'yes, son y?' American was surprased and ask 'in india it cost 10000 rupees,?' da priest smiled and said ' yes, In india itz A IDD call, bt son, nw u r in Sri lanka, ITZ A LOCAL CALL 4 Sri lankans'

.lol. .sar. .hikhik. .hehe. .pmpl2. .pmpl. .happy. .hoo. .lol. .

.lol. .sar. .hikhik. .hehe. .pmpl2. .pmpl. .happy. .hoo. .lol. .

.lol. .sar. .hikhik. .hehe. .pmpl2. .pmpl. .happy. .hoo. .lol. .

NUMBA NADAN,NUMBA NADAN NUMBATA OWA HONDA PADAM.dance.

.lol.

.sar.ANE PALA DO YANNA.shot.

.hik..hoo.

.machan..charit.API ZUISWA MENTAL DOCTOR KENEKTA PENNAMUDA.dance.

.lol. .hehe. .sar.

.sar.UBATA LOL TAMA HODA.dance.

.lol.zius mental doctor kenekta nemei ubala english teacher kenek lagata geniyanna wenawa uge joke therum ganna.hik.

Ko joke

.hehe. Mona joke da bangz @ blastro

Hmm.... Where r u man?

.hehe.thats a good joke.-rofl-

.lol. Thanks

Meka joke karana tanak newe da

Ona joke akak karanna puluwan.no problem.but 1 condition.u must laugh.hehe.

WIHILU KARAFAN.sar.BOMBA BLAST NOKARA.bomb.

Blast ro?bomb?

AI PROB EKAKDA

.bomb. .lol.

Thava ekak kiyanna vei vage .sleepy. -cigar-

.huhu..sar.

Hmm.... .hoo.

.hik.nice joke-rofl-

.lol. .lol. -rofl- harida manda? .rofl.

Do u know da meaning of ABCDEF in saying Chest size of girls (i ddnt use da commen wordz, as dis z a public aria)

A- Almost boobs, B- Boobs C-Cant complain

D-Demn , DD- Double demn

E-Extra large, F-Fake .lol.

.sar. .lol. .hikhik. .pmpl. .pmpl2. .sar. .lol.

.wtf.

Ayi .wtf.? .lol.

.shot. .rose.

.shot. .rose. .ilu.

Ayi .wtf.? .lol.

.d2. Ko mekaa???

Uba yanawa keuwa neda? Ai mokada log out wenne nadda? -friends2-

.lol..sar..hik.

Mama yanava kivvata yavenne na bangz

Padanuth karapan.nikam inna welawata meheta waren.sinwap home.

MamaXth Yanawa

Hmm .oh. Tok tok

Godak hodai hu hu .oh.

.oh. .oh. .oh. .oh.

Think .,.. Hmm hoo

.http://sinwap.net/forumimages/1217516406images.jpeg

Hu hu mokada?

.lol.THE CAT TIGARS.sar.http://sinwap.net/forumimages/1217554080E.K.I_(26).gif

Oh marai me hik hik

Cray... 4n hmm

.wa.

Mata kichi naha yako..

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. ?Mom,? he asked, ?are these my brains?? ?Not yet,? replied his mother.

During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team?s cheerleaders. The coach was a bit surprised and remarked to his star football player, ?You are such a big, burley guy. Why in the world did you marry such a tiny, petite woman? She is no bigger than your hand.? ?That?s right, Coach,? replied the lineman. ?But, she?s much better!?

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl?s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, ?Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?? ?Of course not, dear,? replied the mother, ?Why would you think that?? ?The tombstone back there said? ?Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.??

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with ?A man once told me??

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can?t shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman?s sex drive by 90%. It?s called a Wedding Cake

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

enough now .stop.

.think2.

.hakhak.

.thing2.

.wakwak..wakwak..wakwak..wakwak..wakwak.