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PPeReRa
.hello. my dear friends oyala keyawala balanna kohomada sms keyala english and sinhala pluwan joke wetharak post karanna ... .fit.
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Perfect example of good & bad luck What is the perfect example of both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl\ s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy\ s eyes (Bad luck)
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: \"Me sick, no work\" Boss SMS back: \"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it\" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: \"Me ok, ur wife very sweet\"
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Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.
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A girl phoned me A girl phoned me the other day and said ... \"Come on over, there\ s nobody home.\" I went over. Nobody was home
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Sardar on phone: Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking??
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Last nite i went 2 bed without u...cold,naked... Lastnite i went 2 bed without u.. cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u \"lastnite\"
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Come here, take off your pents and knickers Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours..... toilet!
MMudiTHaCooL
Sinhala fun sms kiyawannanam .xstar.Methana click karanna.xstar..owow.

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